Hi, I’m Evan.

I’m from Oklahoma. That feels relevant.

In this movie I like, the main character’s mom says a quote that crosses my mind often. She says, “There’s a lot you can tell about a person by the shoes on their feet. Where they’ve been. Where they’re going.”

I think she was onto something.

For context: the guy wearing them.

One last thing. I’m a sports fan, which means I like stats. And stats have a way of turning into awards. Even if you’re not a sports fan, you probably watched the Knicks win and felt something, or at least saw what it did to the city. Maybe you even got a little excited. Maybe not. But you get the point. Trophies are fun. So let’s not do that thing where we pretend like we all don’t like awards. Anyway, here are some stats and awards I’ve compiled over the past couple years.

Graphis New Talent Platinum — 1x
Pinkberry froyos served — idk but a lot
Gold ADDYs — 2x
DoorDashes delivered — 697x
NSAC National Finalist — 1x
Silver ADDYs — 1x
Brands worked on — 11x
Cat — 1x


I don’t even like the Knicks.

Oh yes and here is my resume.